Turning 40

So I turn 40 next week...ugh!  It's depressing, especially since I've been making a list of things that are younger than me...

• 98.9% of all major league baseball players (it's true, I looked it up)
• Hip-hop music
• The now-"outdated"-and-replaced 1984 version of the NIV Bible
• Superbowl VIII
• 6 NFL teams, 5 MLB teams, and 12 NHL teams
• The town of Oro Valley in Northwest Tucson
• The Sony Walkman
• MRIs
• GPS
• Prozac
• Ethernet networking
• Post-it notes
• Liposuction
• Laser AND ink-jet printers
• Roller blades
• Vaccine for hepatitis-B
• Microsoft
• MS-DOS
• Disposable cameras
• Doppler radar
• DVDs
• Viagra
• Cell phones
• Watergate
• Star Wars Episode IV

At least I'm not older than dirt...here's a few other things that are older than me, just to cheer myself up...

• The Declaration of Independence
• Barak Obama
• Fossils
• Some redwood trees in California
• Keith Rupert
• Jim Phillips
• The US Postal System
•  The Roman Catholic Church